Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Randomize