Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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