i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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