They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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