Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I love you. Go after that dick
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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