On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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