who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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