I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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