The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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