I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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