How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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