Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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