just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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