It's like God shit irony all over that family
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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