He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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