Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Randomize
