at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Semen is not good for contacts.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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