it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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