who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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