he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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