So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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