NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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