She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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