How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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