These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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