We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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