i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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