i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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