I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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