Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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