can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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