i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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