he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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