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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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