when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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