i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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