There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
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