Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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