I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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