on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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