Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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