He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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