Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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