You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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