and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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