this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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