I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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