i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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