I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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