she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Is Oprah even human
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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