Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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