We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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